I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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