This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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