just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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