what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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