that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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