and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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