How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
