my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
My balls are so social today.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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