Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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