sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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