So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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