The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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