Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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