At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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