Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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