Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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