now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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