You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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