3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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