Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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