apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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