yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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