OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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