We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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