Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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