How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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