spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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