oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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