He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
