We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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