It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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