At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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