There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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