what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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