I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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