he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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