Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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