New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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