your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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