My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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