Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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