I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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