Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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