Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
No subtext here. People are naked.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He better not be in your backpack
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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