Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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