Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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