just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
