Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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