Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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