3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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