How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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