so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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