did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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