pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Sponge bath it is.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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